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Devin General is a lazy seventeen year-old who was born at a ratty hospital in an industrially destroyed city in Southern Ontario. He has an unhealthy obsession with Canadian indie rock band Metric, and is currently sitting at his computer waiting desperately for the pre-order to arrive. He plays video games in his spare time (Devin needs a life), and likes to criticize things that he might not have the right to criticize. His greatest enemy in life is Pitchfork Media, the ultimate indie snob.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

"Gimme Sympathy" Music Video

"Help I'm Alive" and "Front Row" are the two songs that Metric have released onto iTunes as singles from their upcoming (still) fourth effort 'Fantasies'. But it looks like another single is on the way, as the video for one of my personal favourites: "Gimme Sympathy" has appeared. It is the first video from the forthcoming album, and the first since 2007's grossly-edited video for "Empty" (from album 'Live It Out').

The video was uploaded by a couple of Metric superfans onto YouTube. Metric haven't officially posted the video themselves, so it is assumed that a leak is the culprit.

If you kinow the lyrics to the song, the video is actually quite clever. It depicts Emily dressing up and joining her band onstage. As they perform, they suddenly randomly begin to switch places with each other throughout the video. Emily is suddenly drumming while Jimmy is on lead vocals, and Josh playing guitar instead of bass. I'll have to admit, the random little kids in butterly suits at the end don't make a damn thing of sense, but hell, it's fun to watch.

VIDEO - Metric: "Gimme Sympathy"

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Metric - `Fantasies` Advance Preview

In light of a recent album leak (which I hope none of you participated in), Metric posted their full, 100% completed fourth album, Fantasies, for listen on their MySpace page. Because MySpace is not an ideal place to go into an in-depth analysis of an album and review it, I`ll just be posting my first impression of the tracks until my legal digital download or physical copy arrives sometime in the next couple of weeks.

Help I`m Alive: First single and album opener, `Help I`m Alive`, is an interesting piece of work. This song has been heavily promoted by the band and made a surprising impact on Canadian modern rock radio. The song seems to betray Emily`s belief that this record conveys a sense of optimism, though it definitely represents the simplicity that Metric is striving for with Fantasies. The first verse and chorus simply repeat themselves before the song closes at almost five minutes in length. Not the best writing this band has ever done, but its a capable song that will be remembered as one of Metric`s greats.

Sick Muse: It`s not often Metric writes songs about romance, but the lyrics to the second track `Sick Muse`certainly imply the romantic touch this album has given: `Watch out Cupid stuck me with a sickness`. It`s a very energetic piece with surprisingly little use of synths, a strong point of this band.

Satellite Mind: Another one of my personal favourites. Excellent writing, and lots of wicked energy. This is also one of the few songs on the record that doesn`t appear to have undergone major changes throughout its development.

Twilight Galaxy: I adore this song! Fantasies is ripe with hot, intense energy, so its nice to hear a song that takes a moment to slow shit down and propel a nice ballad, something I haven`t heard from Metric since `Calculation (Theme)`. Really synth-y, and clever writing make this a song I`m itching to download but can`t, as it goes against my values: `Did I ask you for attention, when affection is what I need`

Gold Guns Girls: Emily Haines picks up a guitar! It`s true! Definitely one of `Fantasies`guitar heavy tracks, `Gold Guns Girls`questions all of the people in the world who are too difficult to please. Another example of excellent writing. It really is a great song, but I could do without all of the extra guitars. More isn`t always better.

Gimme Sympathy: Fans will be torn between this song. If you liked the original version that was also known as (The Hooks), then you will be extremely disappointed, because it was completely re-written and re-shaped into something totally new. I love it. It`s real sunshine-y day, convertible top down material.

Collect Call: Another calm little ballad, and another weirdly romance-themed track. To be totally honest, it took a few listens before this one grew on me. Reminds me of `Live It Out`s `Police and the Private`, which is a good thing, because that was one of the previous album`s stand-out tracks.

Front Row: Grey`s Anatomy knows how to choose its tunes. `Front Row`is an excellent piece of indie-rock, praising the burnouts who still make an impact in people`s lives: ``Burnout stars, they shine so bright``.

Blindness: Another standout track, `Blindness` glorifies the reluctant heroine: ``I was the blindfold, who never complained``. I love the crescendo from a single guitar and Haines`haunting vocals to an explosion of instrumentation as Emily inwardly groans about the life she leads.

Stadium Love: In proper Metric fashion, they leave listeners with a fist-pumping anthem as an album closer. You can tell that this song was meant for the stage, and in that sense, it represents what Metric is as a band: meant for the stage. It exhausts a very special energy that leaves you wanting to hear more but realizing the album is over.

Overall, Fantasies is shaping up to be the best album this band has ever put out. It is also the album that has the come the closest to being able to capture Metric`s dangerous live energy. Look for it on April 7th, 2009 across Canada and the United States.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Album Leaks -- Why?!

It's a cold day outside. You curl up in front of the TV, your computer, your video games, or a book, or whatever. and you listen to old music by your favourite band.

Why? Well, you are preparing for the release of their next album! You are SO excited. A whole bunch of new tunes to obsess over, to download as your ringtone, to wake up to in the morning. You've saved up more than enough cash to buy the record when it comes out a month from now. Hell, maybe you even pre-ordered it!

But what's this? You've just been informed that you can get this album really, really early, thanks to some random file-sharing website. You really love this band, and you want to support them, but you don't want to wait forever for that album either!

What do you do?

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Meet the horror that is the album leak, possibly the only thing I hate more than the bastards at Pitchfork Media. Basically, some hacker rips the music from the hands of the label or musician, and posts it around so all the punks who are too lazy to scrounge up fifteen bucks can have it. The artist(s) involve usually retaliate against album leaks by pushing the release dates forward... but does that really stop the little internet pirates of the world?

Exhibit A: Yeah Yeah Yeahs were scheduled to the release their much-awaited third album, It's Blitz!, on April 14th, 2009. The album was leaked to the net about a week ago. So, YYYs had no choice but to launch the digital album early, and push the physical release forward to March 31st.

Exhibit B: If you're a fan of Metric, you were probably no doubt poised to have a heart attack in anticipation for their fourth album, Fantasies, a record that's been in the making for more than two long years. It was ready to go for April 14th, 2009 (the same day as It's Blitz!). And then, just when people had a mere month to go before its launch, it gets leaked. Despite the fact that it could have been pre-ordered in five awesome packages (including a very enticing Limited Deluxe Edition, which is on its way to my door), people rushed to the file sharing sites to get their illegal copy, including the special tracks that were supposed to have been an incentive to buy the damn thing. Metric retaliated by posting the whole album for listen on their MySpace, which kind of defeats the purpose of releasing it.

Album leaks are wrong, and should be ignored. If you're a fan of a band, artist, label toy, whatever, that should be enough for you to contribute to their cause, no matter how much or how little they deserve it. All of the bands (indie or otherwise) who struggle to obtain a record label or launch an album on their own, have to watch as hundreds, even thousands download it off of mininova or wherever.

These people love making music, but they gotta make a living too, shocking though it may seem. Please, please support today's musicians and do not participate in album leaks!

Metric and Yeah Yeah Yeahs Links:

Metric's MySpace: http://myspace.com/metric
Yeah Yeah Yeah's MySpace: http://myspace.com/yeahyeahyeahs
Metric - Help I'm Alive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoK63Bk7pgw
Metric - Gimme Sympathy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb6GGm2qFw
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero (video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-lCL9EIhZ4&fmt=18

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Indie Days vs. Katy Perry


Consider my crusade to debunk the musical relevance of Katy Perry BEGUN!

I've done my homework, and according to Wikipedia (a source whose relevance in itself is questionable), Katy Perry began her career as a legit musician (HA!) as Katy Hudson, a gospel-rock singer. That's right, Ms. Perry used to join hundreds of priests (her parents were pastors, no less) in trying to convert people to the corruption I like to call religion. Far cry from the bi-curious whore we love to hate, isn't it?

Eventually, she realized that keeping her clothes on and being a decent human being wasn't going to make her the star that she wanted to be. So what did she do? Well, she stripped down to her kinkiest lingerie and began crooning about how much she just loves making out with girls.

With last year's horrid hits "Ur So Gay", and "I Kissed a Girl", the attention of the male audience and the exploding dance-pop crowd had been grabbed. Her record label had another success story to parade around.

Evidently, Perry is a guitarist, and she even had the privilege of playing last year's Warped Tour... say what?! I turned a blind eye to the inclusion of Paramore in that tragic set list, but this I cannot abide by.

Perry's club-happy dance tunes are hardly Warped Tour fare. Just because you play them with an electric guitar on stage and have a band behind you doesn't make it rock music. But hey, it's hard to carry those giant synthesizers around!

If anyone of Katy's loyal fans stepped onto the Warped Tour grounds, the sights, the smells, and the mosh pits would scare them off in but an instant. Is anyone going to mosh to "Thinking of You"? No, I don't think so!

As with many of music's biggest modern sensations, Katy Perry relies on sexuality to push record sales and gain radio airplay. Never heard "I Kissed a Girl"? Obviously, you've been living under a rock, good reader. If Justin Timberlake wrote a song about making out with boys, it would considered filth, but remember gay guys are gross, and gay girls are hot. Never forget this strikingly important fact.

Also, she makes heavy use of vocal modifiers and distortion to make herself sound much, much better, another trait used commonly by today's biggest acts. Have you heard this woman perform her hit "Hot 'N' Cold" live? If you haven't, spare your poor, innocent ears the pain.

One thing I (unfortunately) can't fault Katy Perry for is the fact that she writes her own songs. However, I can fault her for the atrocious lyrics she writes. ("Ur So Gay and you don't even like penis!")("...You're hot and you're cold/You're yes then you're no/You're in then you're out/You're up and you're down") The aforementioned lyrics could've been written by anybody who knows how to make a the cheesiest contradiction possible. Hilary Duff, Lady GaGa... take note!

So, with her disgusting use of sexuality, her blatant disregard for intelligent writing, and the shameless and heavily noticeable use of vocal modifiers, can Katy Perry truly be considered a legit musician. If anybody's reading this, sound off in the poll!

--Devin General

External Katy Perry links:

"I Kissed a Girl" (Video)

"Hot 'N' Cold" (Video)

"Thinking of You" (Video)

"Hot 'N' Cold" @ YouTube Live <-- One of the worst live performances ever

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